Unsolicited Testimonial

Written by John Coonen

Friday, 02 October 2009 09:47

I want to personally thank a longtime friend acquaintance of mine and tech rock star technically borderline whackjob, Mith Pirtle for the testimonial smackdown he offered up on my LinkedIn profile today. It brought a tear to my eye, really. It was so thoughtful less of him. I know he put a lot of effort anger and time into this piece of work work before submitting it hitting send without thinking:

"Working with John Coonen has always been a pleasure. His positive approach and expert guidance has been invaluable to us. So much so that we turned a blind eye when he started sneaking our office furniture to the local pawn shop for heroin money. Even then John was more of an asset to us than a liability. In fact, if it wasn't for the handgun/kidnapping incident with the chicken suit and cooking oil, he would be working with us today. We can heartily recommend John to your organization and can guarantee he will help you keep your office furnishings current."

How's that?

-- Mitch, holding pinkie to corner of mouth